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(Photograph) - Don meets the Dons: Vinnie Jones, Wimbledon captain and sometime hod-carrier, tackling an unfamiliar situation - a public speech at the Oxford Union - in an all-too-familiar way. Mr Jones, more famous for crunching Paul Gascgoine than for crunching numbers, was the guest of union president David Pinto-Duschinsky. His performance was certainly one to remember.