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Laurie Taylor Column

May 11, 2007

"Academics who wish to publish in time for the next research assessment exercise submission at the end of the year face serious publication backlogs" - Report in 成人VR视频 News

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All you need to do is rush your electronic copy to us before December 1, 2007, and your brand new RAE-eligible book will be personally delivered to your home address by a team of trained runners in good time for that Christmas publication party.

The European Journal of Negative Research Findings

Laid low by the discovery that the research for your RAE submission has not yielded any positive results? In the past, this often meant that such research went unpublished.

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A specially chosen team of negative research referees is standing by to give your paper a favourable review and ensure its publication within our bumper five-volume edition, to be published in early December.

Empson and Empson

Worried that your nearly completed book or research article will never be finished in time for that looming RAE deadline?

Relax.

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Our highly trained team of academics are adept at rounding up statistics, tying loose ends together and imposing some sort of superficial coherence.

(We regret that because of staff pressure we are currently unable to complete symphonies or sociology texts).

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